friendly competiton between evil brother and angel sister — why has she got more facebook likes than me? tshirt competiton shop — missing this (frontal lobes in profile of evil supervillain)? no problem. start a war. it won't help, but you'll –feel– better. (and other sarky stuff like this)
while angel's shop has nice stuff
basically a way of criticising without being condescending, as if you approved of what the baddies are doing.
diary of a supervillain
mwahahahaha… sorry I'm trying to kick that habit.
arch–nemesis aya, that goody–two–shoes.
everyone knows that to be truly evil you need to concentrate power, to have an organisation.
he's the wrong end of a bird/girl magnet
the problem with invoking demons and gods is sometimes one answers.
for most people it is very hard to come to terms with the fact that one is a zombie.
what a princess needs to know
temple of athena
what is your name?
pictures of princesses in own style
some facts about them
what lessons they want to teach
abusive people exist in this world
yet what we choose makes a difference
maybe also sarcastic sounding lessons that actually turn out to be useful
hold the jam from the biscuits!
how to grow sane in a crazy world
ways to get horrible dreams
read about conspiracy theories that have turned out to be true
go to bed having eaten very late dinner, provides extra heat
have cat sleep on you providing extra heat
have lots of blankets
as with most of these things it all began so innocently
why we are like cats: and other stories of how cats show us how to be human
why we are like cats. subtitle: and other stories of how cats show us how to be human
call the book "why i am like a cat" will be popular with cat lovers
do i pick friends who are like cats? strange fact, i am like a cat but the cat i am like is catty, who is not the "typical" cat.
cats are like a mirror showing our own souls
waking in middle of night with things to do
why we are quick to anger but quick to forgive completely
why we like to sleep a lot (process information)
why we need to belong (not possessive marking but belonging marking)
why do we like boxes? and explain categorisation
why we like routines
why do we obsess over a ball of string?
zombies trolls lolcats
zombie to human
i hate creepy films because they are so similar to real life. you know how zombies are out to get you? they are like the abusive people in the world, the people who want to kill and eat you and infect you with their abuse so that you will kill and eat and abuse other people.
and if you're infected you may not realise you are a zombie and doing zombie things like eating people's brains. every so often someone who has been a zombie stops being a zombie and people call that enlightenment instead of just becoming human again. why don't they ever make films about zombies who become human again?
if you're lucky you are with a bunch if friends when you wake up one day and realise the world is now full if zombies. that's what they call learning about the real world.
if you're unlucky then some or maybe even all of your friends have been eaten or infected and you have a difficult time sorting out the undead from the living.
major bummer if you find out your best friends are more interested in your brains than they have any reason to be.
well in my case it wasn't until i woke up to find ariella dripping her blood onto new arrows that i had the first inkling i had been a zombie too.
i couldn't remember much. who i was, that kind of thing. you see, it's difficult to remember the awful things you did as a zombie, the mind kind of blocks them out. i'm told vampires have it easy.
so ariella says, "what's up norm?" and i know my name is norman.
you hear a lot about zombies infecting humans but you don't hear so much about humans infecting zombies to make them human again. that's because only the blood of someone with a pure heart can change them back.